The VPS toothpick has been faithfully revisited using the plans of the original masters. Hang it on your wall to impress the swingers. Peggy-sue will love it too! But be sure to surf it.
Here or as slogan for vps in general - RAW, PRIMITIVE SURFING FROM A TIME WHERE THE SPIIRIT HAD NOT BEEN TAMED AND MOULDED BY THE RELENTLESS MACHINE OF MODERN MATERIALISM. see the captain at the 2010 whalebone old mal classic, an insect surfer appearing as part of the oracle contingent