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Tuesday, June 29, 2010
insects coming to the 2010 Whalebone Old Mal Classic as part of the oracle contingent - the Admiral Tim Crabtree
An English stow-away, the Admiral Tim Crabtree has scraped together an existence in the Sunshine Coast woods, his modesty protected by a lone pair of crusty stubby shorts, scavenging like a fox for food scraps left in the backyards of the up-tight generation, occasionally eating like a king in the surf club car park. A Benny Hill-like wit and chiselled good looks have at one time or another endeared him to the lads as much as the ladies, but under the gaze of polite society he fails to function. Superior intelligence, aspergic precision and philosophical knowing have conspired to keep him on the other-side. His shortly cropped hair is straighter than that of Richie Cunningham, even the late/great Keith Paull, a destraction from his warped mind, otherwise apparent through an occasional twitch of the eye, a dribble, and other small discomforts. On an insect stick, however, Tim Crabtree is charged with the royal demeanour of his ancestor – Rodney Sumpter. Don’t miss a rare showing by this flamboyant introvert at the 2010 Whalebone Old Mal Classic.
Posted by insectsurf at 8:49 AM